Monday, October 15, 2007
Saturday, March 3, 2007
Conflicting Personalities - Engineer and an MBA
Are you looking for an answer of an intriguing question - am I an engineer or am I am MBA? If you were an engineer and now an MBA, it would be worth contemplating that who are you now!!!
Both an MBA and an engineer have marvelous skills however some of these skills are quite conflicting! So lets find out where is the conflict! This particular joke won award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain. It reveals the underlying difference between and an MBA and an engineer:
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An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute: "
Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically , it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise , it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically , it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...it tells me that someone has stolen our tent"
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Both an MBA and an engineer have marvelous skills however some of these skills are quite conflicting! So lets find out where is the conflict! This particular joke won award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain. It reveals the underlying difference between and an MBA and an engineer:
___________________
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute: "
Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically , it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise , it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically , it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...it tells me that someone has stolen our tent"
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